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: [after sex
] I wasn't going to do that. I was going to hold out, like make you wait for 40 days. Jason
: I was going to make you wait, and then I realized I'm a dude.
: I need a drink too. I'll get you a drink too. Ellie
: Honestly what if I enjoy the drink. What happens then? Preppy Guy
: I'd love to hear what you think happens then. Ellie
: I'll tell you what happens then we go play beer pong with your two roommates until I end up back at yours in Murray hill. Preppy Guy
: Yeah, that's right how'd you know that. Ellie
: Yeah then I have to listen to your roommate have sex with Hilary, or Emily or whatever the girl's name is, until we fall asleep. And then a year later we're still playing beer pong in the same bars with your friends except now you feel pressured to get married and have kids because you think that's what I want. Jason
: Then in the summers you drive up to the Hampton to meet his parents wondering the whole ride if they're going to think your pretty enough. Ellie
: Smart. Jason
: Wondering the whole ride if they're going to think you're smart enough. Ellie
: Because no one is and then we have to drink shitty chardonnay. Jason
: At a shitty garden party. Ellie
: And have shitty conversations. Jason
: About shitty people. Ellie
: With his shitty mother. Jason
: Who let's face it doesn't think you're smart enough. Ellie
: Pretty. Jason
: Let's face it, doesn't think you're pretty enough. Ellie
: Because no one is. Jason
: No one ever will be. Preppy Guy
: What's all that shit, I'm just talking about a drink. Jason
: Yeah, but it wasn't just a drink though, was it. Ellie
: It was a marriage proposal. Preppy Guy
: Woah marriage , nah. It was a vodka soda. Alright fuck you guys then.
[preppy guy walks away
: Drink? Ellie
: Being there for someone when they need you, that's all relationships are.