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Amy Raudenfeld (Character)
from "Faking It" (2014)

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"Faking It: Pilot (#1.1)" (2014)
Amy Raudenfeld: Lauren, I'm not thrilled our parents are engaged either, but don't piss me off. I have access to your toothbrush!

Amy Raudenfeld: Thanks again for the party. I need to not be here anymore.

Karma Ashcroft: Liam's parents are rich but he drives a beat up bio-diesel which means he's socially aware. His best friends are a gay guy and a feminist which means he's tolerant and accepting of strong women. And he's an artist which means deep down inside he's wounded.
Amy Raudenfeld: If only he were a vampire he'd be perfect. Now shut up, gym class was torture enough.


"Faking It: Know Thy Selfie (#1.4)" (2014)
Amy Raudenfeld: Hey! What are you doing right now?
Shane Harvey: Going to school like a normal person. Did you snort some meth this morning?
Amy Raudenfeld: I need you to help me find a girlfriend. I think.
Shane Harvey: Amy, you already have a girlfriend. If these people find out you're faking they will lynch you and not even notice the irony!
Amy Raudenfeld: Well I'm not faking and that's the problem! If I'm having these feelings for Karma I must be a lesbian.
Shane Harvey: Whoa! I think it's too soon to bust out the label maker.
Amy Raudenfeld: You're the one who outed me to the entire school! Remember?
Shane Harvey: Yes. But now I realize you're much more complicated. And interesting!

Shane Harvey: [Waiting for Amy to return from a date] Finally! So was it love at first sight?
Amy Raudenfeld: She was really cool. I was a hot mess.
Shane Harvey: OK, moving on. Internet dating is a numbers game. Let's get back on the horse.
Amy Raudenfeld: I don't wanna meet another girl.
Shane Harvey: A boy?
Amy Raudenfeld: I don't want to meet another boy.
Shane Harvey: That limits your options.


"Faking It: The Ecstasy and the Agony (#2.6)" (2014)
Amy Raudenfeld: [See's Karma and Liam holding hands] Red Rover, Red Rover, send Karma right over.

Karma Ashcroft: Liam Booker is my boyfriend! My very first boyfriend. It's like getting your first car and, surprise, it's a Ferrari!
Amy Raudenfeld: I hear they get terrible gas mileage.


"Faking It: We Shall Overcompensate (#1.3)" (2014)
Amy Raudenfeld: How is posting a pic with me going to help Liam fall in love with you?
Karma Ashcroft: He's severely allergic to commitment. I'm a lesbian with a girlfriend which makes me hypoallergenic. His defenses are down, now I just need to show him how perfect we'd be together.

Oliver: [Discussing a school wide protest] I figured you'd be more into this kind of thing being that you're Homecoming Queen and all.
Amy Raudenfeld: Nah, this is more my girlfriend's kind of thing. She get's involved in school activities, I stand back and silently hate them.


"Faking It: The Morning Aftermath (#2.1)" (2014)
Amy Raudenfeld: What the hell was that? "You're only as sick as your secrets"?
Liam Booker: I'm sorry but the guilt is killing me.
Amy Raudenfeld: Oh, well this little piggy went "Boo hoo hoo" all the way home. Man up!

Liam Booker: So what? We just pretend it never happened?
Amy Raudenfeld: What happened? See how easy that was?


"Faking It: Burnt Toast (#1.8)" (2014)
Amy Raudenfeld: [Discussing their exes] Tommy's an asshole.
Lauren Cooper: Yeah, well Karma's a bitch.


"Faking It: Homecoming Out (#1.2)" (2014)
Amy Raudenfeld: I can't pull this off much longer. I'm so clearly not a lesbian. And if everyone at school finds out we're faking it, they might overcome their opposition to the death penalty!