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Dave the Dude (Character)
from Ledi na den (2002)

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Pocketful of Miracles (1961)
Joy Boy: What's with her?
Dave the Dude: Aah, she just wants a bunch of kids.
Joy Boy: Kids? Aw, they're mean when they get on that kick.

Joy Boy: [rounding up Darcey's goons] Alright we'll tie them up and lock them in the bathroom and when he gets his apple, we'll be back to pick ya up!
Junior: [pushing the goons] Move!
Dave the Dude: Oh Wait a minute, lock them in the closet, Joy Boy. The maid just waxed the bathroom floor!

Dave the Dude: Hey Joy Boy, how is your Spanish?
Joy Boy: As good as my French and they both stink!
Dave the Dude: Hey Junior, did you learn anything from Spanish Lena?
Junior: Spanish Lena was a Hungarian...

Dave the Dude: Where am I gonna find her a husband, huh? In Macy's basement?
Junior: They don't sell them there, boss.

Dave the Dude: [seeing the Butler packed and sneaking out of his room] Now where do you think you're goin?
Butler: Well I... I'm fleeting from Armageddon, sir. With my cardiac condition, I... I just cannot take unhappy endings. So I'm off to join Mr. Kent in Havana, sir.
Dave the Dude: With two broken legs?
Butler: My legs, sir, oh they're quite... Oh. OHHH! Very cleverly put, sir, yes... thank you, sir... Not at all...
[hurries back into his room]

Dave the Dude: [handing butler a large sum of money] Ok Hutch, this oughtta take care of the helps for a while, you split it up amongst them...
Dave the Dude, Butler: Oh... heh heh
Dave the Dude: They know enough to keep their mouth shut?...
Butler: And their ears, yes sir...
Dave the Dude: You told them what happens if they didn't...
Butler: Oh yes
[forming a gun with his fingers imitating the sound of a machine gun]
Butler: da da da da da da da da...
Dave the Dude: [putting a hand out to stop the 'gun'] Don't... don't do that...


Lady for a Day (1933)
Dave the Dude - 'Dave Manville': If we gotta dig up a husband for Annie, let's to it and get it over with.
Happy McGuire: Yeah, now you gotta dig up a husband for her.
Happy McGuire: [shouting] Where you gonna get a husband just like that?
Dave the Dude - 'Dave Manville': What about YOU, Happy?
Happy McGuire: Me?
Missouri Martin: Oh, that's a swell idea. I think you'd be just precious.
Missouri Martin: That's a wonderful idea; there's one thing stands in the way: I've got a wife that's very fussy. She don't like for me to go around marryin' people! I know how unreasonable that must sound to you, but she's very funny that way.

Dave the Dude - 'Dave Manville': For years Annie's been lucky to me, ain't she?
Happy McGuire: What?
Dave the Dude - 'Dave Manville': Well, what kind of luck would I have if I passed her up at a time like this?

Judge Henry G. Blake: It was a wise old sage who said that every man over forty should be exterminated.
Dave the Dude - 'Dave Manville': Yeah, who said that?
Judge Henry G. Blake: I dunno, but someone should've said it.

Shakespeare: Hey, Dude, you mind if I have an idea?
Dave the Dude - 'Dave Manville': Yeah?
Shakespeare: Well, this here society friend of yours, uh... Rodney Kent, he's got an apartment at The Marberry...
Dave the Dude - 'Dave Manville': He has, so what about it? What about it? Can you picture me goin' to Rodney Kent and sayin' "Lend me your apartment for Apple Annie?" He'd throw me out on my ear.
Shakespeare: Huh. That's just what I was gonna say. He'd throw you out on your ear.
Dave the Dude - 'Dave Manville': Shut up abut it, then!
Shakespeare: I was just gonna do that.

Dave the Dude - 'Dave Manville': I got it, I got just the one! Judge Henry G. Blake!
Missouri Martin: Who's he?
Dave the Dude - 'Dave Manville': For a proposition like this we got to have a guy who talks classy don't we? Well Judge Blake is the classiest talker in town!