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: I know how to get the money out of the money ball! Louise
: How? Elaine
: Oh, I don't know, there's got to be some way we can make money. Elaine
: We can make porno films and all wear ski masks. Jane
: No, Robert and I got bombed out one night. We put a little "I love you" tattoo on my ankle. Elaine
: [to Jane
] Ok, we'll wear masks, you wear socks. Louise
: Come on, let's get out of here. Elaine
: What do you think about a doggy bag for the butter?
: Louise, I swear to you there is no money. If you only knew what was going on in that hospital. It's not only the IRS, I'm in deep financial trouble, and I need you to hold me, to hug me, to kiss me, to reassure me that everything isn't as hopeless as it looks. Louise
: The only thing that is hopeless, Albert is that you're horny 24 hours a day.
: [quoting Abraham Lincoln
] You know what he said, "With malice toward none and charity to all." Louise
: And the last thing he said was "Look honey, I've got these two great seats for the theater tonight." Albert
: Jesus, why did I have to bring up Lincoln?
: [Louise has just jumped in the water to get the bag of money
] I thought you said you couldn't swim! Louise
: [flailing her arms
] I can't! Elaine
] Ok, You'll go get the money bag and I'll save the genius. Jane
: You know, we could split up the money right now... Elaine
: SWIM! NOW!