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Jeff Probst (Character)
from "How I Met Your Mother" (2005)

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"How I Met Your Mother: The Stinson Missile Crisis (#7.4)" (2011)
Lily Aldrin: I can't believe you're still running plays on dumb blondes! I thought you were serious about Nora.
Barney Stinson: No, I've been good, I swear! I just forgot about my BDS's.
Robin Scherbatsky: BDS's?
Barney Stinson: Bimbo Delivery Systems. You see, over the years I've launched a variety of systems that are always working to get me laid. Like my pop-up ads
[Cut to video]
Barney Stinson: Oh hi. I'm doctor Barney Stinson. Are your really large breasts making everyday tasks difficult?
Infomercial Actress: [Tries to water plant, knocks it over] Oh! There's just gotta be a better way!
Barney Stinson: There is! I, Dr. Barney Stinson - for a limited time only - can give you a free breast reduction consultation. Call me! If your knockers are just too damn big, I can handle them - it!
Robin Scherbatsky: [Back to the gang] Women actually fell for that?
Barney Stinson: Yeah, that business really took off. It played in all kinds of markets
[See various ads]
Jeff Probst: [On the show Survivor] Okay survivors, today's reward challenge is brought to you by Dr. Barney Stinson's Free Breast Reduction Consultations.