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: You know, you are not as charming as you think you are. Billy
: Well, no one could be, quite frankly.
: I'm old. You know? And without her, I'm just scared of being old.
: We were 17, you now, five minutes ago. It was just yesterday. I just don't know where it all went, you know? My brain cannot conceive how old this body is.
: [making an announcement
] On behalf of Binion's, I'd like to apologize for the delay in the show, but, um, I'm really interested in the performer. She's the most amazing woman I ever met. And I just can't believe in two days that she's, you know, inside my heart. Billy
: [whispering now to the audience
] But I don't want her to know, because, you know, with gorgeous women, they like men that like to play hard-to-get.
: Why every time the phone rings you think somebody is dying. Sam
: I live in Florida now, usually when the phone rings somebody IS dying.
: I'm getting married. Archie
: What? Sam
: Wow! Archie
: To that young lady who's half your age? Billy
: She's almost 32. Archie
: Billy, I have a hemorrhoid that's almost 32! Billy
: Look, Archie, by the time she's my age, okay, I'll be... Archie
: Dead. You'll be dead, Billy.
: We're all here to celebrate Billy marrying an infant. Billy
: She's not an infant.
: Welcome to Las Vegas! Paddy
: Relax, Gershon, it's not like you invented it.
: No one calls us names except for us. Young Billy
: This fight us gonna make us legends. Run!