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Billy (Character)
from Last Vegas (2013)

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Last Vegas (2013)
Diana: You know, you are not as charming as you think you are.
Billy: Well, no one could be, quite frankly.

Billy: I'm old. You know? And without her, I'm just scared of being old.
[sighs]
Billy: We were 17, you now, five minutes ago. It was just yesterday. I just don't know where it all went, you know? My brain cannot conceive how old this body is.

Billy: [making an announcement] On behalf of Binion's, I'd like to apologize for the delay in the show, but, um, I'm really interested in the performer. She's the most amazing woman I ever met. And I just can't believe in two days that she's, you know, inside my heart.
Billy: [whispering now to the audience] But I don't want her to know, because, you know, with gorgeous women, they like men that like to play hard-to-get.

Billy: Why every time the phone rings you think somebody is dying.
Sam: I live in Florida now, usually when the phone rings somebody IS dying.

Billy: I'm getting married.
Archie: What?
Sam: Wow!
Archie: To that young lady who's half your age?
Billy: She's almost 32.
Archie: Billy, I have a hemorrhoid that's almost 32!
Billy: Look, Archie, by the time she's my age, okay, I'll be...
Archie: Dead. You'll be dead, Billy.

Archie: We're all here to celebrate Billy marrying an infant.
Billy: She's not an infant.

Billy: Welcome to Las Vegas!
Paddy: Relax, Gershon, it's not like you invented it.

Young Paddy: No one calls us names except for us.
Young Billy: This fight us gonna make us legends. Run!