Joseph Joestar
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Joseph Joestar (Character)
from "Jojo's Bizarre Adventure" (1993)

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J-Stars Victory Vs (2014) (VG)
Joseph Joestar: The next thing you're going to say is "Huh, he kind of reminds me of myself!"
Shinpachi Shimura: Gin-san, this guy... he kind of sounds a lot like you.
Gintoki Sakata: Huh, he kind of reminds me of myself... wait, what the hell are you playing at?
Shinpachi Shimura: It was just a prediction! You're the only one playing around, Gin-san!

Gintoki Sakata: The next thing you're going to say is "My... special trick!"
Joseph Joestar: My... special trick...

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven (2015) (VG)
Old Joseph Joestar: I've been through all kinds of bizarre adventures, but this is really a cut above the rest.

Old Joseph Joestar: Well, I'd better introduce myself. The name is Joseph Joestar. Any questions?
Joseph Joestar: WHAAAAAT?
Old Joseph Joestar: And this young tough guy wannabe is Jotaro. My grandson. We come from the future of this time period.
Old Joseph Joestar: WHADDYA SAY? I really wondered what you were gonna say. You came from the future? Did you hit your head or something...
Old Joseph Joestar: what you should say. Any who would hear that would have the same reaction, I think. But once you will see that, you will have no choice but to believe that we've been travelling through time. Jotaro, the turtle, please.
[Jotaro puts Coco Jumbo Turtle on the floor]
Old Joseph Joestar: Hey, Speedwagon. Can you come out for a bit?
Joseph Joestar: What? Speedwagon?
Robert E. O. Speedwagon: [pops out of the turtle] You called me?
Joseph Joestar: SOMEONE CAME OUT OF THE TURTLE! And that face! I saw it on an old photo of Grandma Erina!
Robert E. O. Speedwagon: Huh? Who's that young lad?
Old Joseph Joestar: He's the young me. I wanted for him to see your face so he can have a better understanding of the situation.
Robert E. O. Speedwagon: Hey! You're the spitting image of Mr. Joestar. I really want to take some time to talk to you right now, but I'm pretty busy taking care of Mr. Joestar while he's resting. See you later, Joseph.
Joseph Joestar: DOUBLE SHOCK! This is even more shocking than meeting with ghosts. Young Speedwagon! And the old decrepit me who came from the future is staring at me!

"JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: We Picked Up Something Crazy! (#4.13)" (2016)
Joseph Joestar: [feeling the baby] Josuke... this is a girl.
Josuke Higashikata: Yeah, you can tell if it's a boy or a girl by feeling between the legs.
[Both laugh. Beat, then Josuke chases Joseph with his stick]

[the baby falls into a pond and Josuke can't see her]
Joseph Joestar: [cuts his hand] Josuke... if this kills me, please give my regards to your mother. I am quite old, after all.
Josuke Higashikata: What the hell are you doing?
Joseph Joestar: Adding color to the water so that we can trace the baby.
[It works, and the baby is found]
Josuke Higashikata: Why would he do this for a baby, for someone he doesn't even know?
Joseph Joestar: I just wanted to look cool, in front of my boy.
[Josuke smiles at his father, and helps him up]

"JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Shutorohaimu tai no gyakushû (#1.18)" (2013)
Joseph Joestar: Well, she told me to sit on my ass for thirty minutes. So I choose to do it here.
[sits next to Lisa's door]
Joseph Joestar: And it's not my fault if my eyes stray to the keyhole, is it?
[looks through and sees his naked mother]
Joseph Joestar: NIIICE!

"JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Long Journey Farewell, My Friends (#3.48)" (2015)
[Jotaro revives his grandfather with Dio's corpse]
Jotaro Kujo: Old man?
Joseph Joestar: [evil laugh] You fool, Jotaro!
Jotaro Kujo: It can't be!
Joseph Joestar: Thanks to you, I live again!
Jotaro Kujo: [actives his Stand] You bastard!
Joseph Joestar: WAIT! Wait, Jotaro! A joke, a joke! It's a joke! I'm sorry, I was just messing with you a little.
[shows off his Stand]
Joseph Joestar: My name is Joseph Joestar. I was born in September 27 1920. My wife's name is Suzi Q. I like to read comic books.
Jotaro Kujo: Who was the female lead in the 1981 film "Tarzan the Ape Man"?
Joseph Joestar: Bo Derek!
Jotaro Kujo: Who sang "Eat It", the parody of "Beat It"?
Joseph Joestar: Al Yankovic!
Jotaro Kujo: Yare yare daze... I guess only you would know useless stuff like that.