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: Boy, I hope I pick something good this time. I'm always getting school teachers. Bake Baker
: Why not? You've got a lot to learn yet.
: Hi ya, baby. Connie Martin
: Hello, sailor. Bilge Smith
: So, you know my name. Connie Martin
: Haven't we met before? Bilge Smith
: That's what I should have said.
: All right, sailor, I surrender. Bilge Smith
: Unconditionally? Connie Martin
: Well, I'm willing to discuss terms. Bilge Smith
: Okay, baby, let's get outta here. Let's find someplace where we can - talk.
: [after a long embrace and kiss
] Kinda takes my wind out of my sails. Bilge Smith
: There aren't any sails these days, baby. Just steam. Full steam ahead!
: Baby, I'd like to be captain of your ship.
: You might as well know, that whole thing with Iris Manning last night was just a gag. Bilge Smith
: What? Bake Baker
: Yeah, I framed you to show you that while you were running around with that bottle of peroxide you were passing up a girl you were really nuts about.