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[the Critic and Malice run into Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter, dressed as a Tweedledee/Tweedledum pair
: Who in the blazes are you? Johnny Depp
: If you're looking for strangeness, you needn't look harder. Helena Bonham Carter
: For he's Tweedledepp and I'm Tweedlecarter. Nostalgia Critic
: Oh, that's right, the ceremonial Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter appearances. Malice
: But I thought that they were talented actors, playing a variety of characters. Nostalgia Critic
: They were, until they found their niche playing crazy eccentric homeless-looking people. Johnny Depp
: For I'm the Mad Hatter and her the Red Queen. We chew up the scenery scene after scene. Helena Bonham Carter
: We act through bad wardrobe and hair that's insane, and make-up so thick, it'd rival "Hunger Games". Johnny Depp
: We bulge out our eyes. Helena Bonham Carter
: And twiddle our fingers. Johnny Depp
: Doing this gets us both 'round near ten figures. Nostalgia Critic
: Yes, and as you'll notice, neither of them really do anything different.
: Why bring sense and logic to a world that celebrates having no sense and logic? It just sucks the fun out of it. Helena Bonham Carter
: Who would want fun when there's gloom instead? Johnny Depp
: That's like talking through your teeth, not hearing what's said.
: Prince Vince, we've all signed a petition. Minion #2
: We want that miserable excuse for a court jester arrested and hung by his toes! Prince Vince
: Would it be all right if I just fired him instead?