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: Dude, that man is a serious snag. Hillary Burns
: I know, I know. Sophie
: His on-line dating profile would be so perfect, no one would believe it: "Tall, dark, handsome lawyer who's responsible and financially sound." Please! Hillary Burns
: And I finally have a man to take home for the holidays. I don't have to listen to my mother preach to me about how I'm gonna be a spinster, or a lesbian. Sophie
: Or both.
: [seeing the family house filled with people
] Oh, my god. I thought you said this was family only. Meredith Burns
: Well, I didn't want the whole town to think that you were going to be a spinster forever.
: So what's going on with you and Jason? Hillary Burns
: Nothing. Meredith Burns
: My point exactly. For two young lovebirds, I don't see much affection. No kiss. No hug. Hillary Burns
: Mom, he's just not a touchy-feely guy. Don't worry about it. Meredith Burns
: Well, I just want to be able to see your marriage succeed, you know? Most marriages fall apart first in the bedroom. You know, your father and I make love three times a week.