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: Mrs. Simpson... do you know what a child is saying when it's reaching for the bottle? Marge
: ...Baba? Ms. Sinclair
: She's saying "I am a leech!"
: Hello! I am Llewellyn Sinclair. I have directed three plays in my career, and I have had three heart attacks. That's how much I care, I'm planning for a fourth.
[Marge is rehearsing the musical of A Streetcar Named Desire
: Marge, your ride is here! Marge
: Homer, it'll just be a few minutes more! Ned Flanders
: You're a dame and I'm a fella! Marge
: Stanley stop, or I'll tell Stella! Llewellyn Sinclair
: Marge, Marge! I am asking you for white hot rage, and you're giving me a hissy fit! Homer
: Marge, can I have some change for the candy machine? Llewellyn Sinclair
: [throwing a load of change on the floor
] Oh, HERE! Homer
: Hey, there's some quarters in here!
: I am not an easy director to work for. While directing "Hats Off to Hanukkah," I reduced more than one cast member to tears. Did I expect too much from fourth graders?
: My name is Helen Lovejoy and I'll be playing Stella. Apu
: I am Apu Nahasapeemapetilon. I play Steve. Otto
: My name is Otto. I'm playing Pablo. Lionel Hutz
: Lionel Hutz, Attorney at Law. I'm filing a class-action suit against the director on behalf of everyone who was cut from the play. I also play Mitch. Marge
: I'm Marge Simpson, I'll be playing Blanche. I made some peanut butter brownies for everyone.
[Sinclair takes one and eats it
: Well, would anyone else like a bite of banality? Chief Wiggum
: I would.
: [to the cast
] Perhaps we are all a little mad, we who don the cap a bells and tread beneath the proscenium arch. But tonight, you will all be transformed from dead-eyed suburbanites into white-hot grease fires of pure entertainment!
] Llewellyn Sinclair
: Except you. You're not working out, I'll be playing your part. Otto