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Teddy (Character)
from Memento (2000)

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Memento (2000)
Teddy: You're not a killer.
[pinches Leonard's cheeks]
Teddy: That's why you're so good at it.

Teddy: You don't know who you are anymore.
Leonard Shelby: Of course I do. I'm Leonard Shelby. I'm from San Francisco.
Teddy: No, that's who you were. Maybe it's time you started investigating yourself.

Teddy: It's beer o'clock, and I'm buying.

Teddy: You know, I've had more rewarding friendships than this one. Although I do get to keep telling the same jokes.

Leonard Shelby: These tracks are just a few days old.
Teddy: What are you, Pocahontas?

Leonard Shelby: I don't think they'd let someone like me carry a gun.
Teddy: I fucking hope not.

Teddy: Was he scared?
Leonard Shelby: Yeah, I think it was your sinister moustache.
Teddy: Fuck you.

Leonard Shelby: I take it I've told you about my condition.
Teddy: Only every time I see ya.

Teddy: Someone has to pay, Lenny. Somebody always pays.

Teddy: [checking Leonard's pulse] You're living.
Leonard Shelby: Only for revenge.

Teddy: You don't want the truth. You make up your own truth.

[Leonard hits Teddy in the back of his head with his camera]
Teddy: Lenny! That shit kills!

Teddy: So you lie to yourself to be happy. There's nothing wrong with that. We all do it.

Teddy: You know how many towns, how many guys called James G? Or John G? Shit, Leonard, I'm a fuckin' John G.
Leonard Shelby: Your name's Teddy.
Teddy: My *mother* calls me Teddy.

Teddy: Hey! Hey, that's not your car!
Leonard Shelby: [takes a picture of the Jaguar] It is now.
Teddy: Jesus Chri- you can't take it!
Leonard Shelby: Why not?
Teddy: Because the guy you killed owns it; somebody will recognize it!
Leonard Shelby: Well, I rather be mistaken for a dead guy than a killer.

Teddy: Finished playing with yourself there, Lenny?

Teddy: Nice shot, Liebowitz.

Teddy: When she offers to help, it'll be for her own reasons. I'm not lying. Take my pen, write this down. Do not trust her.

Teddy: But when you killed him I, I was so convinced that you'd remember. But it didn't stick... like nothin' ever sticks, like this won't stick.

Teddy: We found him, you killed him!... But you didn't remember.

Leonard Shelby: [while walking through a parking lot, Teddy stops at his dilapidated Chevrolet] My car.
Teddy: [laughs] This is your car.
Leonard Shelby: [holds up a picture of the Jaguar with the caption My Car] Oh, you're in a playful mood. It's not good for you to make fun of somebody's handicap.
Teddy: Just trying to have a little fun.

Teddy: You really want to get this guy, don't you?
Leonard Shelby: He killed my wife. He took away my fucking memory. He destroyed my ability to live.