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: I collect horse brasses. Mercy Croft
: Oh, how useful.
: People are always telling me how cheerful you look, riding around on your bike. George
: Well, you'd look cheerful too with fifty cubic centimeters throbbing away between your legs!
: I use half a level teaspoon of bicarbonated soda. Mercy Croft
: Now you're giving away trade secrets. Alice
: And one level teaspoon of cream of tartar. George
: Shut up. Alice
: And one egg. George
: Shut up! Alice
: Some people prefer two eggs but I think one's enough. George
: SHUT UP! Mercy Croft
: Now then girls! Girls...
: Are those bathroom scales accurate? George
: Yes, I think so. Mercy Croft
: Oh good!
: It so happens that your death will coincide with road safety week, a cause which we know is very close to your heart.