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: What brings you to this exceptional institution of learning? Emily Harris
: Well, I hear they really have good fish sticks.
: This is good, this is fun. This is the best date I've ever been on. Emily Harris
: Really? Norman Long
: Yep. I mean it's the only date I've ever been on, but... Emily Harris
: Oh, wait, I'm your first? Norman Long
: Yes. For me, nobody's ever really taken an interest in me before. Emily Harris
: Oh, nothing more sexy than self-pity. Norman Long
: Well then I suck.