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Kearney (Character)
from "The Simpsons" (1989)

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"The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror II (#3.7)" (1991)
[Homer answers the door to Jimbo and Kearney]
Jimbo, Kearney: Trick-or-treat, man!
Homer Simpson: Hey, aren't you a little old for this? You're not even wearing costumes!
Kearney: Hand over the candy, old dude, or we egg your house back to the Stone Age!
[Jimbo opens a carton. Homer tips the whole bowl into Kearney's sack]
Homer Simpson: Here you go, kids. Heh-heh...
[closes the door]
Homer Simpson: Lousy punks...
[He heads back to the living room, then comes the sound of eggs hitting the door]
Homer Simpson: D'OH!


"The Simpsons: Lisa's Date with Density (#8.7)" (1996)
[Nelson's friends catch him kissing Lisa]
Kearney: Aw man. You just kissed a girl.
Jimbo Jones: That is so gay.


"The Simpsons: The Homer They Fall (#8.3)" (1996)
Jimbo Jones: Hey Simpson, wanna trade belts?
Bart: Well, not really, 'cause yours is just a piece of extension cord.
Kearney Zzyzwicz: Hey dude, he's ragging on your cord.
Jimbo Jones: Get him!


"The Simpsons: The Squirt and the Whale (#21.19)" (2010)
Kearney: Hey, Milhouse. Want to learn more about "whaling"?
Milhouse Van Houten: Sure.
[Kearney grabs him and punches him in the stomach]
Kearney: Want me to "knock it off"?
Milhouse Van Houten: I'm afraid to.
Kearney: Never tell a bully you're afraid.
[Hits Milhouse on the head]