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: [as Artie and Linda sit in the car after their date
] Alright listen, if you're really quick I'll give you a blowjob, but you gotta be quick! Artie DeVanzo
: Kidding me? I hear ya. When blowjobs go on too long it's like you chicks forget guys' dicks get tired. Linda Salvo
: Stop with the jokes, I gotta be up for work early tomorrow so concentrate, okay? Artie DeVanzo
: I'll be Hugh fucking Downs. Linda Salvo
: Who the fuck is that? Artie DeVanzo
: He was the host of Concentration just blow me. Artie's Mom
: [interrupting them, unexpectedly
] I made tiramisu, you kids wants some? Artie DeVanzo
: No mom, go back inside! Artie's Mom
: It's in the fridge, you change your mind. Artie DeVanzo
: *Back inside*! Linda Salvo
: I'm so embarrassed right now. Artie DeVanzo
: You're embarrassed I just got cock blocked by my mom!