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: I am hurt!
: [bad review
] Come on, stuff your talentless faces with my Mother's Crabcakes!
: [walks in and hits Joey
] The Director
: Cut! Phoebe Buffay
: No, I'm mad at him! He slept with me and never called! Female Extra #1
: Yeah, me too. Female Extra #2
: Me too. Joey Tribbiani
: No, she means her character! We need some new Extras around here...
: I have a question about this scene. The Director
: Yes. Kate Miller
: Well, I don't understand why Adrienne's attracted to Victor. The Director
: Peel the onion. First of all, he's good looking. Joey Tribbiani
: Yeah. Kate Miller
: I think my character's gonna need a little bit more of a reason than that. Joey Tribbiani
: Oh, hey, how about this one? Uh, it says so in the script!
] Joey Tribbiani
: You know, uh, I don't know why my character likes you either. I mean, it says in the script here that you're a bitch. Kate Miller
: It doesn't say that in the script. Joey Tribbiani
: It does in mine!
: [to Joey and Kate
] Stop! Stop it! You must stop! You are bad actors! This is a terrible play! I'll see you in the morning.