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Quotes for
Winkie (Character)
from The Wizard of Oz (1939)

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"The Nostalgia Critic: Dawn of the Commercials (#6.41)" (2013)
Wicked Witch of the West: Dorothy has escaped the castle! Spread out! Find her! FIND HER!
[points to one Winkie]
Wicked Witch of the West: Except for you. You come here.
Winkie Guard: [approaching her] Yes, milady?
Wicked Witch of the West: It's been a long day, hasn't it, Oh-ee-oh henchman #5?
Winkie Guard: Yes, milady.
Wicked Witch of the West: And you'd do anything for me, wouldn't you?
Winkie Guard: Yes, milady. Unless someone half your age were to kill you, in which case I would swear allegiance to her blindly.
Wicked Witch of the West: Okay... What do you say I ride your broomstick for a while?
Winkie Guard: What do you mean?
Wicked Witch of the West: Fill my pointy hat.
Winkie Guard: Don't follow.
Wicked Witch of the West: POP my ruby slipper!
Winkie Guard: Totally lost.
Wicked Witch of the West: Jesus! Do I have to spell it out for you? I want to have sex with you!
Winkie Guard: Oh!... Still don't get it.
Wicked Witch of the West: ...I don't have any other words to say. Not one part of that sentence could be interpreted in any other way.
Winkie Guard: Oh, I think I see what you're saying.
Wicked Witch of the West: Good.
Winkie Guard: You want me and Henchwoman #12 to hook up? Well, don't worry, my lady. I'm still working on it.
[calling offscreen]
Winkie Guard: Hello, Henchwoman #12.
Henchwoman #12: [calling back] Still not into you, creep!
Winkie Guard: She's so into me.
Wicked Witch of the West: Oh, forget it. You're fired! I'm gonna go hit on a flying monkey.
[leaves]
Winkie Guard: I need a better union.


The Wizard of Oz (1939)
Captain of the Winkie Guard: [after the Wicked Witch has melted] She's... She's dead. You killed her.
Dorothy: I didn't mean to kill her. Really, I didn't. It's just that he was on fire.
Captain of the Winkie Guard: Hail to Dorothy! The Wicked Witch is dead!
The Winkies: [all kneel before Dorothy] *Hail*! Hail to Dorothy! The Wicked Witch is dead!
Dorothy: The broom! May we have it?
Captain of the Winkie Guard: [hands Dorothy the broomstick] Please. And take it with you.
Dorothy: Oh, thank you so much! Now we can go back to the Wizard, and tell him the Wicked Witch is dead!
The Winkies: The Wicked Witch is dead!