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: [Christy has just discovered Andy's S&M dungeon, having thought he was relatively normal
] And... the wedding's off. Andy
: [Andy appears at the door in his underwear, wearing a dog collar and leash
] Do you like what you see? Christy
: Andy! Look at you! What's happening now? Andy
: You said you liked to be adventurous. Christy
: Yeah... but I meant, like, pancakes for dinner.
: Where are you going to be? Violet
: The library. Christy
: Make sure the "library" uses a condom.
: Do you know the definition of insanity is... Christy
: Yes, I know the definition of insanity! I live with you!
: [Arriving at Christy and Bonnie's house
] You sure this isn't a problem? Christy
: Not at all. My son's spending the week with his Dad, so we have an extra room. Jodi
: This is real nice of you. Bonnie
: Hey, it's what we do. Someone took me in when I was in trouble. Christy
: That was me. I did that. Twice. Bonnie
: Get off the cross. We need the wood.
: [Christy has been mugged, but Bonnie does not believe her
] I did get mugged! Bonnie
: Sure, you did. Let me guess, he was a big scary looking black guy? Christy
: He was! Bonnie
: Shame on you, Christy! Christy
: It's not my fault he perpetuates a stereotype! Bonnie
: Save it! We don't have time for your racism. Now do we have any cash for our heartless Armenian landlord?
: [the smugglers have left the ladies alone with the huge barrel of syrup
] Thanks for the help, fellas!
: Canadian dicks. Bonnie
: Mexican criminals are so much more courteous. Christy
: 'Til they make you dig your own grave.
: All right, I'm going to work, Do you need anything? Bonnie
: I'm fine, got my chips, got some tea, got my remote. Christy
: Do you need to go pee-pee? Bonnie