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: This department
[the Imperial Department of Statistics
] Sir Reginald
: exists to show that just as there are different ways to put things into words there are different ways to put things into numbers. Christopher Tietjens
: I detest and despise the work I am asked to do in the department, whose purpose seems to be to turn statistics into sophistry. I am resigning. Good morning. Sir Reginald
: Resigning? Don't you want to be a man of influence? Christopher Tietjens
: No. I'd prefer to be in the trenches.