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Chuck (Character)
from "Austin & Ally" (2011)

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"Austin & Ally: Freaky Friends & Fan Fiction (#2.12)" (2013)
Dez: [about the old typewriter] I'll take it, Trish! I'm sure to win the contest with this.
Chuck: [appearing in the door opening] Not so fast, Red!
Dez: Chuck!
Chuck: I entered the contest too.
Dez: You're wasting your time, Chuck. I'm gonna win this short story contest.
Chuck: You wish. My story's so short, you can see its feet on its driver's license.
Dez: My story's so short, it's not allowed to go on any carnival rides.
Chuck: My story's so short, when it sits on a dime, its feet don't touch the ground.
Dez: My story's so short, that it's...! Um... that it's, uh...
Chuck: I think I smell smoke. Must be your brain on overdrive.

Chuck: I hope you're prepared to lose that contest, Dez-aster. 'Cause I'm gonna write the coolest story ever.
Dez: Please. My story's so cool, it's gonna host the next Winter Olympics.
Chuck: My story's so cool, when my air conditioner breaks, I stand next to my story to cool down.
Dez: Yeah, well, my story's so cool, because everything I write with my magic typewriter, comes true.
[gasps as he realizes his mistake]

[last lines]
Dez: I'm gonna win the cake baking contest.
Chuck: Not so fast, Red! I'm gonna win, 'cause I bake the sweetest cakes.
Dez: Please. My cake's so sweet, you get a cavity just by looking at it.
Chuck: Yeah? My cake's so sweet, my grandma wants to squeeze its cheeks every time she sees it.
Dez: My cake's so sweet, instead of having a sweet sixteen party, girls have a 'my cake' sweet sixteen party.
Chuck: Well, my cake is so sweet, instead of having sweet sixteen parties, girls... have... my cake... sweet sixteen parties. You already said that!
Dez: Ha! Sweet, sweet victory. Or should I say, "my cake, my cake" victory.


"Austin & Ally: Spas & Spices (#2.14)" (2013)
[last lines]
Chuck: The barbecue sauce with the strongest flavor wins. And that's gonna be mine. My sauce is so strong, they can do fifty one-handed push-ups.
Dez: Oh yeah? Well, my sauce is so strong, it won Olympic gold medal in weightlifting.
Chuck: My sauce is so strong, when superheroes are in trouble, they call my sauce for help.
Dez: My sauce is so strong, it's doing a buddy cop movie with The Rock.
Chuck: My sauce is so strong, they're thinking about renaming Hercules, My Sauce... eles.
Dez: Okay, that one doesn't even make sense.

Chuck: My chili's so hot, you have to stick your tongue in fire to cool it off.
Dez: Oh yeah? Well, my chili's so hot, NASA uses it for rocket fuel.
Chuck: My chili's so hot, it's a second leading cause of global warming.
Dez: Well, my chili's so hot, you have to put a smoke detector in your underwear before you eat it.
Chuck: My chili's so hot, they're thinking about renaming the sun, "my chili."
Dez: Yeah? Well, my chili's so hot, it... it... it...


"Austin & Ally: Sports & Sprains (#2.21)" (2013)
Dez: I'm so tough, NAVY Seals wanna be me when they grow up.
Chuck: I'm so tough, when something bad happens, people don't say, "tough luck." They say, "Chuck luck."
Dez: I'm so tough, if I were a math problem, I'd be impossible to solve.

Chuck: My cheers are so loud, I get noise complaints. From dead people.
Dez: My cheers are so loud, they give out ear plugs with a warning. "Warning: My cheers are loud."
Chuck: Well, my cheers are so loud, when I cheer in Florida, they tell me to keep it down!... in Canada.


"Austin & Ally: Cap and Gown & Can't Be Found (#4.17)" (2015)
Dez: We put aside our differences in the interest of creating a great yearbook.
Chuck: Yeah. I decided to be the better man.
Dez: Actually, I'm the better... better man.
Chuck: Oh yeah? Well, I'm so much better, that instead of a best man at a wedding, they have a "Chuck man!"
Dez: Oh yeah? I'm so much better, that instead of a dog winning "Best in Show," they win "Dez in Show!"
Chuck: Oh yeah? Well, I'm so much better, that instead of BFFs, they have "CFFs" - "Chuck Friends Forever!"


"Austin & Ally: Proms & Promises (#3.16)" (2014)
Chuck: My tux is so sharp, it comes with safety goggles.
Dez: Oh yeah? My tux is so sharp, I got a paper cut just putting it on.
Chuck: My tux is so sharp, Japanese chefs use it chop vegetables tableside.
[pretends to do that. Dez "catches" one in the air and then "eats" it]
Dez: My tux is so sharp, teachers warn little kids not to run with it.
Chuck: My tux is so sharp, instead of pencil sharpeners, people use pencil my-tux-eners.
Dez: Okay, that one didn't make any sense.
Chuck: Eh, I'll admit that one was a stretch.


"Austin & Ally: Hunks & Homecoming (#3.12)" (2014)
Chuck: My float's such a winner, when people win the lottery, they'll say, "Congratulations, you are the lucky Chuck's float."
Dez: Oh yeah? My float's such a winner, it'll win the Oscar for best picture, best supporting actress, and oh yeah, best float.
Chuck: My float's such a winner, they'll have parades in its honor. My float will have floats.