Earl Devereaux
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Earl Devereaux (Character)
from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (2009)

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Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 (2013)
Earl Devereaux: I'm not a barista! I'm a police-sta!

Earl Devereaux: [as a tear runs down his cheek] It's enough to make a grown man cry. But not this man! Get back in there, tear!
[Sucks tear back into eye]

Earl Devereaux: I'm glad you're still wearing that diaper!
Brent: I wish I've brought a fresh one!

Earl Devereaux: Stand back, everybody. I'm gonna cut the cheese.
[cuts the web of cheese, it farts]
Earl Devereaux: That was the cheese.

Earl Devereaux: Brent, do you ever get the feeling that maybe Steve Lockwood is just a monkey?
Brent: Why would you say that about him, Earl? Why would you ever say that?
Barb: Of course he's just a monkey. How stupid are you people? No one should ever put any trust in a monkey.
Manny: Chester thinks you're a monkey.
Barb: Well, I'm an ape. Chester knows that.
Sam Sparks: But he calls you a monkey.
Manny: It is true, he does.
Barb: He's just joking around. Chester's my best friend.
Sam Sparks: If Chester was really your friend, would he still call you a monkey?

Earl Devereaux: [when flint frightens a sentient strawberry] You scarred the jam out of him

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (2009)
Earl Devereaux: [addressing Flint] You see my beautiful son, Cal?
Cal Deveraux: 'Sup.
Earl Devereaux: I love him so much, he's my only son. I wanna provide a bright future for him, one where you don't ruin the day with one of your science deely-bopper thingies!

Earl Devereaux: You know what you are, Flint Lockwood? A shenaniganizer! A tomfool!

Earl Devereaux: You see this contact lens?
Flint Lockwood: Yeah?
Earl Devereaux: This contact lens represents you! And my eye represents my eye!
[Puts on contact lens]
Earl Devereaux: I've got my *eye* on you!

Earl Devereaux: I love you, son.
Cal Deveraux: I know, dad. You tell me every day.

Earl Devereaux: I'm as mad at Flint as you are. In fact, the minute he steps out of that car, I'm gonna slap him in the face! I know he made the food, but that food was made to order, and now it's time for all of us to pay the bill.

Earl Devereaux: My chest hairs are tingling! Something's wrong.