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: I'm not a barista! I'm a police-sta!
: [as a tear runs down his cheek
] It's enough to make a grown man cry. But not this man! Get back in there, tear!
[Sucks tear back into eye
: I'm glad you're still wearing that diaper! Brent
: I wish I've brought a fresh one!
: Stand back, everybody. I'm gonna cut the cheese.
[cuts the web of cheese, it farts
] Earl Devereaux
: That was the cheese.
: Brent, do you ever get the feeling that maybe Steve Lockwood is just a monkey? Brent
: Why would you say that about him, Earl? Why would you ever say that? Barb
: Of course he's just a monkey. How stupid are you people? No one should ever put any trust in a monkey. Manny
: Chester thinks you're a monkey. Barb
: Well, I'm an ape. Chester knows that. Sam Sparks
: But he calls you a monkey. Manny
: It is true, he does. Barb
: He's just joking around. Chester's my best friend. Sam Sparks
: If Chester was really your friend, would he still call you a monkey?
: [when flint frightens a sentient strawberry
] You scarred the jam out of him
: [addressing Flint
] You see my beautiful son, Cal? Cal Deveraux
: 'Sup. Earl Devereaux
: I love him so much, he's my only son. I wanna provide a bright future for him, one where you don't ruin the day with one of your science deely-bopper thingies!
: You know what you are, Flint Lockwood? A shenaniganizer! A tomfool!
: You see this contact lens? Flint Lockwood
: Yeah? Earl Devereaux
: This contact lens represents you! And my eye represents my eye!
[Puts on contact lens
] Earl Devereaux
: I've got my *eye* on you!
: I love you, son. Cal Deveraux
: I know, dad. You tell me every day.
: I'm as mad at Flint as you are. In fact, the minute he steps out of that car, I'm gonna slap him in the face! I know he made the food, but that food was made to order, and now it's time for all of us to pay the bill.
: My chest hairs are tingling! Something's wrong.