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from "How I Met Your Mother" (2005)
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Barney Stinson: Ted, I'm desperate. Earlier today, I saw that wrist cuff, and I got a partial for Marshall. Did you bang that girl yet?
Ted Mosby: Don't get your hopes, or anything else up. I tried to connect with her, but everything just comes back to her weird fetish about how old I am.
Barney Stinson: Well, just go simple. Does she like TV?
Carly: [Flashback] No... but I'll watch 60 Minutes with you as loud and as long as you want.
Barney Stinson: Sports?
Carly: [Flashback] No... But I bet you look super hot playing Shuffleboard just slathered in Bengay.
Barney Stinson: Does she like books?
Carly: [Flashback] No... But I bet you do. I bet you have a big... thick... pair of bifocals.
Ted Mosby: She doesn't have daddy issues. She has grandaddy issues. I'm ending it.
Barney Stinson: Ted, I beg of you, don't quit on a body that won't quit. Ooh, ooh, that'll go sweet on a bumper sticker. That's going in the journal.
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