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] Barry! Mayor Moochmore! Barry Moochmore
: [through locked door
] I'm in conference! Receptionist
: There's an emergency at home. Jean
: [door opens. A lady sits on the bed, dishevelled, make-up smudged, adjusting her clothing. She points to a painting on the wall
] I painted that. Barry Moochmore
: I'm helping Jean widen her access road.
: Oy, she's stayin' in your room. Jane Moochmore
: Where will I sleep? Barry Moochmore
: You share with Jane. Jane Moochmore
: I *am* Jane. Barry Moochmore
: I don't care about that anymore. Tell your problems to whats-her-name.
: Shirley. Shirley. I have been saving this for a special occasion. Your very own waterfall.
[holds up commemorative plaque
] Barry Moochmore
: Named it after you. Put it through the Council last year. It's in the rainforest near Mount Warning. It's only a few hours' hike from the road... if you use a machete. Shirley Moochmore
: [takes plaque
] Oh. Shirley Moochmore Falls. It's true - I did fall. I fell deep in a forest and there was no one there to hear me. Except there was someone... and it wasn't you. You had a family, Barry. You had a wife.