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: My little pigeon! Seymour
: Who's a pigeon? Professor Kropotkin
: It's only me, Professor Kropotkin. Jane Stacy
: Well, hello, Professor. Irma Peterson
: Hi, Professor. Professor Kropotkin
: Oh, Jane and Irma, my two little proud beauties! One with her head in the air and the other with air in her head.
: How often does a girl meet a millionaire with money?
: [to Al
] Oh, well, you know Jane. She wants to marry a man with money, but I don't think money's important. Look, I have you, and you have me, and we both have nothing.
: [On phone
] Oh Jane, darling. I called you because I wanted to tell you to be sure not to take a shower. Jane Stacy
: And why shouldn't I take a shower and be clean like all other normal people? Irma Peterson
: Well, you see, I painted the clothes closet, and I hung all the clothes in the shower. Jane Stacy
: Irma, when you come home tonight would you bring a piece of good, strong rope with you? Because there's something else I want to hang in the shower with the clothes. Irma Peterson
: Really, Jane? What? Jane Stacy
: You. Irma Peterson, how could you be so stupid?
: Oh, Al I always knew you'd succeed. I just can't wait to hear all the wonderful things people say about you after you're dead.
: Okay, Chicken. Get on the phone. Irma Peterson
: But I don't know what to say. Al
: Just say you're calling for Miss Jane Stacy. She's been delayed, she's only half-dressed, and it would take a load off her mind if you would pick her up at her house instead of at the bar. Got it? Irma Peterson
: Got it, word-for-word.
] Irma Peterson
: Hello? Al
: [covering the receiver
] Just to play it safe, let me have it back. Irma Peterson
: Uh... "She would like you to pick her up here because she's half-dressed, half-loaded, and would make a very easy pick-up."
: Got anything to drink at your place? Irma Peterson
: We have milk. Al
: Milk? Chicken, this guy's a multi-millionaire. A blue blood. He's used to the best. I'll go out and get a couple bottles of beer.
: Al, you're all out of breath. You shouldn't let yourself get that way because breath is good for you.
: And that's how Steve and I became pals. But he's too easygoing. He's not like me. Somebody does something I consider an offense, I don't take it. I fight back. I revolt. Irma Peterson
: Oh, Seymour that's a sign of character and I admire you for it. I like men who are offensive and revolting.
: Irma, are you keeping something from me that I should know? Irma Peterson
: Jane, you can beat me, you can torture me, you can rack me on the wheel, you can quarter me into six and a half pieces, but you'll never find out from me that Yvonne, the French actress, is responsible for Steve singing at the Lucky Dollar Club.
: I miss my mother and father. They were just like parents to me.