Al Lolly
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Al Lolly (Character)
from Gigantic (2008)

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Gigantic (2008)
Al Lolly: You know I had brain cancer once, Brian?
Brian: No...
Al Lolly: Yup. A Huge tumor on the recesses of my temporal lobe.
Brian: But you're okay now...
Al Lolly: Yep. 100% holistic. No chemo, no radiation.
Brian: Whad you do?
Al Lolly: I mapped the pathology of the cancer with my mind. Very Chinese. Yep. Glad I moved it. I got it with meditation. I pushed it down to the fatty tissue of my temporal lobe, 2 months. Then I moved it down into my nasal cavity, 3 months. Then, then one day I just hocked it up. About the size of a little squash bar, maybe bigger. Do you play squash Brian?

Al Lolly: Alright... I'll send my girl by this afternoon... take a look, work out the financing. Fourteen grand is the price you quoted me not a penny more so don't try to Jew the price up on me. You're not... Jewish, are you?
Brian: No, I'm not, but there's...
Al Lolly: [interrupting] Good. Just a figure of speech. I'm half Jew myself. I work with Jews. They Jew me all day long so I can say it.

Al Lolly: Ah, where the hell is she? Bryan, I'm totally serious when I say she may have gotten lost leaving the apartment.

Al Lolly: [getting in car after Happy and Brian secretly had sex there] Smells like a wharf net in here.
Happy: What?
Brian: What?
Al Lolly: You heard me. Smells like low tide.
Happy: That's weird.
Brian: I don't smell anything.