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: [chewing on something with a disgusted look on his face
] Tilly did you make this stuffing?, cause it tastes like garbage! Hank Hill
: [embarrassed and worried
] Uh, Dad! Cotton Hill
: Did I ever tell you the time she tried to poison me with a baked chicken? Tilly Hill
] It was chicken almondine! Cotton Hill
: It was cyanide woman! Hank Hill
: Uh, Dad could you please show Mom some respect while Bobby's in the room? Cotton Hill
: You heard him Bobby, leave the room
[Bobby stand up
] Hank Hill
: No sit down Bobby Bobby Hill
: Could you at least respect Grandmom until we get to dessert? Cotton Hill
: Didi's your grandmom too Bobby, your pretty grandmom! Hank Hill
] Bill Dauterive
: [Tapping a knife against a glass
] To the stuffing, might taste like garbage but it sure fills you up!
: What did the doctor say honey? Hank Hill
: I poked myself in the eye, it's the darnedest thing Tilly Hill
: But what about the other eye? Hank Hill
: Well it seems the other eye compensates by shutting itself down, it's one of natures wonders Gary Kasner
: My entire life I've been reading "Psychology Today", I-I never heard of an eye sympathetically shutting down, hmm. Hank Hill
: [seemingly pointing at him
] I got a magazine you ought to read, it's called "The Ten Commandments"! Gary Kasner
: Who's he talking to? Hank you want I should come over there? Bobby Hill
: [imitating him
] You want I should come over there?
] Bobby Hill
: That is so Arizona!