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Charlie Marno (Character)
from "Tales from the Crypt" (1989)

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"Tales from the Crypt: Dead Right (#2.1)" (1990)
Charlie Marno: Hey! Are you playing hard to get?
Cathy Marno: No. Just try impossible to get.

Charlie Marno: I know I'm a... I'm a little overweight...
Cathy Marno: A little overweight? Yeah, and Hitler was a little anti-Semitic. And Eisenhower's a little bald. And the Pope's a little Catholic.

Charlie Marno: Actually, I'm, I'm pretty light on my feet.
Cathy Marno: Yeah? I wish you were light on my feet.
Charlie Marno: Sorry?
Cathy Marno: I said you're such a delight to meet.

Charlie Marno: Cathy, is that you?
Cathy Marno: Yes it is! You fat, disgusting slob!

Charlie Marno: I love married life.
Cathy Marno: It's rich, isn't it?

Charlie Marno: If I can't have you... nobody can!

Cathy Marno: Madame Vorma was wrong. I got the money and you didn't. I've had my last dose of Charlie Marno! And thank god!
Charlie Marno: What are you talking about?
Cathy Marno: I'm talkin' about you, you creep! I don't need you anymore. I'm movin' out! No more smellin' that stinkin' sewer you call a body! I'm outta here. Thanks for 3 months of nausea.

Charlie Marno: Look, uh, I know you don't want to go out with me. But, uh, me, see, I'm the kind of guy... I just, uh, I just don't take no for an answer.
Cathy Marno: Then how about never. Like no way. Not for all the money in the world.
Charlie Marno: See, the thing is, you move me baby.
Cathy Marno: Get serious. Allied Van Lines couldn't move you.

Charlie Marno: Cathy, I love Chinese food, except, for one thing...
Cathy Marno: You feel like eating again 20 minutes later?
Charlie Marno: [roars with laughter] How did you know that?

Cathy Marno: Say, Charlie...
Charlie Marno: What?
Cathy Marno: Have you heard from your uncle? Y'know, the rich one, at the factory, yeah?
Charlie Marno: Nah, why would I hear from him? He's out West, with his family.
Cathy Marno: Family? Goddamnit, Charlie! Why didn't you tell me he had family?
Charlie Marno: What's the big deal?
Cathy Marno: Big deal? Are you nuts? Are you outta your fuckin' mind? You crazy? What's the big deal? It's only my goddamn fuckin' future, that's all! Shit!