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: Thank you for coming in, Miss Langford. Michele Langford
: [to Castle
] By the way, that photo in the paper? Did you no justice. You're much better-looking in person. Kate Beckett
: There's a picture of you in the paper? Michele Langford
: So, are you the detective girlfriend? Kate Beckett
: I'm sorry, the what? Michele Langford
: He is such a catch. Kate Beckett
: [before Castle can say anything
] Don't. Show me. Now.
[cut to them in the break room
] Kate Beckett
: "Romantically involved"? Richard Castle
: "Rumored to be"! Kate Beckett
: What did you tell them? Richard Castle
: Nothing! Why would I do that? Do you have any idea what this does to my reputation? Kate Beckett
: Your reputation? What about my reputation? Richard Castle
: I am just as upset as you are! I'm on your team! This is shoddy journalism, and I am two seconds away from canceling my subscription.
[realizing something about the case
] Richard Castle
: My subscription!
: Are you sure you don't recognize him? Michele Langford
: Yeah, I'm positive. Kate Beckett
: And you don't know the Dysons? Michele Langford
: No. The only person that knew I was even out of town was my mother. Everyone else thought I was on sick leave. You won't... tell my boss that, will you? Richard Castle
: Did you notice anything unusual when you returned? Michele Langford
: [realization dawns on her
] Oh, that totally explains it. Richard Castle
, Kate Beckett
: What? Michele Langford
: My faucet. For weeks, I've been asking my super to fix my leaky faucet, but he never came. And then when I got back, it was fixed, so I just assumed that he finally did it; but then later when I saw him on the stairs, he didn't even know what I was talking about. Richard Castle
: The squatter fixed your sink? Michele Langford
: Yeah. And there was this bottle of, um... like, weird strawberry champagne in the fridge, and I just assumed that one of my friends had left it during a dinner party I had before I left. But... none of my friends would have bought such a... Richard Castle
: Cheap bottle of booze. Michele Langford
: Exactly. Richard Castle
: So he makes repairs, leaves hostess gifts. He's the gentleman squatter. Kate Beckett
: Who killed a man, so don't make him out to be the houseguest of the year.