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: My wife is from Mumbai. Muriel
: Well don't blame me, you married her!
: Nothing here has worked out quite as I expected. Muriel
: Most things don't. But sometimes what happens instead is the good stuff.
: Are you insane? Avoid all food not from a reputable vendor. It'll be washed in impure water. Douglas Ainslie
: It's just a sandwich. Jean
: Oh, marvelous. Then I'll have ham, cheese, and streptococcus. Or perhaps bacteria, lettuce, and tomato. Douglas Ainslie
: Would you like some of this? I believe it's called aloo ka paratha. Muriel
: No, if I can't pronounce it, I don't want to eat it.
: How is the hip feeling? Muriel
: They must have got lucky. Muriel's Physiotherapist
: It's strange. The more operations they perform, the luckier they get.
: [showing around a potential investor
] Please can you describe to us in as much detail as you desire your experience of the ambiance and atmosphere of The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel. Muriel
: Words fail me. Sonny
: Ah, the English wit we love so greatly. Sonny
: [whisking his visitor away
] See, the wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead.