From Le Squatch: Master Criminal
The Fat bat
Hope had left, Dick I was counting on you. While you were having this moral crisis I was held prisoner, forced to watch Yes Dear and being read twilight novels while Rosie O'Donnell and Bruce Vilanch pole danced to "What if God as one of us". Every night they played spin doctors... The Spin doctors for christs sake their lead singer looks like Carrot Top and then the greatest sin Hootie and the Blow fish.