From "NYPD Blue: Steroid Roy (#1.15)"
[Officer Roy Larson emerges from the locker room wearing nothing but a towel
Off. Roy Larson
Hey, Kelly! You wanna sit on a butt like cottage cheese, be my guest. Meanwhile, I'll be sittin' on this.
[Larson smacks his rear and walks off toward the locker room, while a surprised Lt. Fancy walks in
Det. Andy Sipowicz
You gotta admit, Lieutentant... the guy's got a hell of a muscular ass.