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: If a girl like that was throwing me those kind of looks, she'd already be in the backseat of my car, disappointed.
: We don't have to eat your leftovers tonight, we can have your entrees. Finally, some sloppy firsts!
: Dude, you should've known better than to hook Sammy up with such a hot chick. His hair-trigger junk can't take that kind of stimulus.
: Oh, look at me, I'm Mandy pretending not to be crazy anymore. Mandy
: I deserved that, Phil. In fact I owe you an apology too. Phil
: Wait... what?
: Hi, you must be Phil... my dad would hate you! Phil
: My dad would try to bang you.
: You tell me where he is or I'll break off that golf-pencil you call a dick and choke you with it! Phil
: Well, look who wants to touch my dick.