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[Kate and Roman run out of their bedroom
: What? Kate Craig
: It touched me! Roman
: It's been touching you for 12 years, you never freak! Kate Craig
: Not you!
[Kate hits Roman on the arm
] Kate Craig
: A thing. Roman
: What thing? Chet
: [Comes out of his bedroom, along with the rest of the family, and turns on the lights
] What's going on? Kate Craig
: That thing!
[Points to a bat
: Oh, it's just a little sparrow. Kate Craig
: C'mon Roman, it's got ears! Buck Ripley
[Everyone screams and runs out of the cabin
: [Upon checkin at the cabin, the Ripleys are greeted by a snarling, barking dog whose face is filled with porcupine quills
] Don't mind Wormer folks, she hates people.
[Dog still barking and snarling
: Wormer, shut the frig up! What can I do ya for? Buck Ripley
: What happened to that dog's, uh, dog's face? Wally
: Porcupine quills. Hates people, loves porcupines. She's in heat too. Too bad you're not a dog. What can I do ya for?
[Chet and Roman are arguing
: You've got an awful lot of nerve, Roman, a lot of nerve. Roman
: It's served me well, I'm the one with the Mercedes. Chet
: By the way, is it paid for? Roman
: Are you jealous? Chester! Chet
: Don't call me Chester! Call me that one more time and you're gonna go home with a dent in your forehead! Kate Craig
: Oh yeah, that'll be the day! Chet
: Would you like one to match his? Roman
: [raising his fists
] Hey, take it easy! You wanna go right now? Buck Ripley
: [breaking them apart
] Dad, dad, dad. No one's denting anybody. Roman
: Thanks, Bucky. Buck Ripley
: Oh, bite the big one, Uncle Roman! Connie Ripley
: Hey, don't talk to adults that way! Buck Ripley
: Why not? Roman
: Because it's rude. Connie Ripley
: Oh, blow it out your ass!
: So, when do you get off work? Cammie
: Eight Buck Ripley
: Where are you gonna be after work? Cammie
: I'll be around Buck Ripley
: Can I see you after work? Cammie
: Yeah, if you can find me
Buck from 'The Great Outdoors'
: [suggesting a baby name