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Quotes for
Poker Guy #1 (Character)
from The Benchwarmers (2006)

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The Benchwarmers (2006)
Poker Guy #1: [speaking about Gus] That guy damaged more kids than anybody I knew. He made my life hell growing up.
Karl: You're twice his size, you could crush that little puke!
Poker Guy #1: He didn't do the physical warfare! He played the psychological card by attacking your weaknesses. I started losing my hair when I was nine years old. And he jumped all over it with the mean nicknames! Eight ball. Bowling ball. Kojak. Mr. Clean. Cream of Wheat guy. Scatman Crothers. The black Uncle Fester!
Poker Guy #2 A.K.A. O'Malley: How about the black, bodybuilding Charlie Brown?
Poker Guy #1: He used that too!
[starts crying]

Poker Guy #1: Yeah, Gus Matthews was easily the biggest bully in Brookdale!
Principal: Well, you weren't the nicest kid in school either, Steven.
[knocks off Steven's wig]
Poker Guy #1: [runs off crying] I HATE EVERYBODY!
Principal: What a baby.