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The Black Knight (Character)
from "Family Guy" (1999)

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"Family Guy: Mr. Saturday Knight (#3.9)" (2001)
The Black Knight: [seemingly talking to Peter] Hey, what's your fat ass doing here?
Bruce the Performance Artist: [sitting on a large donkey] He's my only means of conveyance. But, I suppose I do spoil him.
The Black Knight: Clearly, you do.

The Black Knight: You see kids your father is nothing but a fizzle!
Peter Griffin: Nobody calls me a fizzle and gets away with it! Except that one guy who called me a fizzle and then ran off. He got away with it. But most people who call me a fizzle don't get away with it. Well, actually, that guy who got away with it was the only one who ever called me a fizzle. After today... only half the people who ever called me a fizzle will have gotten away with it.

Black Knight: You see that kids? Your father's nothing but a fizzle!
Peter Griffin: Nobody calls me a fizzle and gets away with it!
[pause]
Peter Griffin: Except that one guy who called me a fizzle and then he ran off, he got away with it. But most people who call me a fizzle don't get away with it!
[pause]
Peter Griffin: Well actually, that guy who got away with it was the only one who ever called me a fizzle.
[pause]
Peter Griffin: But after today, only half the people who've called me a fizzle will have gotten away with it!