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Jordan Garfield (Character)
from "The Office" (2005)

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"The Office: Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager (#7.23)" (2011)
[Deleted scene. Jordan walks up to Jim's desk with a clipboard]
Jordan Garfield: Hey, Jim.
Jim Halpert: Hey.
Jordan Garfield: What are you doing?
Jim Halpert: Just trying to process this invoice by 3:00. What are you doing?
Jordan Garfield: I am making a list for Dwight on what everyone's secretly up to.
Jim Halpert: No, you're not. 'Cause I'm doing that.
[Jim takes the clipboard]
Jordan Garfield: Don't you have a deadline?
Jim Halpert: Well, it's not all about deadlines, Jordan.
[Jim begins writing down made-up things for Dwight's list]
Jim Halpert: Does "gorilla" have two "R's"?
Jordan Garfield: The animal or the soldiers?
Jim Halpert: Both, actually.

[Deleted scene. Jordan reads back to Dwight the list on what everyone is "secretly up to," which Jim secretly wrote]
Jordan Garfield: Toby got bitten by a spider, but he seems stronger than ever.
Dwight Schrute: Keep tabs on that.
Jordan Garfield: Phyllis was selling a bunch of beet futures.
Dwight Schrute: Did she say why?
Jordan Garfield: No. Oscar was on some geological Web site, checking into the seismic pressure under the building, which had increased to 39.5.
Dwight Schrute: 39.5?
[Dwight stands up]
Jordan Garfield: Is that a problem?
Dwight Schrute: Oh, gee, I don't know, is a mega-volcano a problem? God, this day!