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: Haven't you heard of the Emancipation Proclamation? General
: I don't listen to hip-hop.
: Now each battalion has a specific code-name and mission. Battalion 5, raise your hands!
[all the African American members put up their hands including Chef
: You will be the all important first defense wave, which we will call "Operation Human Shield". Chef
: Hey, wait a minute... General
: Now keep in mind, 'Operation Human Shield' will suffer heavy losses. But don't lose your spirit men! Stay until the bitter end. Battalion 14?
[all the White soldiers raise their hands
: Right, you are 'Operation Get Behind The Darkies'. You will follow Battalion 5 here and try not to get killed for God's Sake. Are there any questions men?
[Chef raises his hand
: Yes Soldier? Chef
: Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation? General
: I don't listen to hip-hop! Chef
] You told us that windows 98 would be faster, and more efficient with better access to the internet! Bill Gates
: It IS faster! Over five million...
[General shoots Bill Gates and everyone cheers