The content of this page was created by users. It has not been screened or verified by IMDb staff.
: Dad, you used to fly 747s, and now you deliver toilet paper.
: Maybe you should write him a note: "Dear poachers, this is very bad. I'm telling."
: Are you sure this is how they do it? Jessie Barnes
: It's how they do it on ESPN.
: What's that? It's either a polar bear or the whitest dog I've ever seen. Sean Barnes
: It's a dog. Can I keep him?
: Look! It wasn't my fault! Ben
: Son, in Alaska; if it happens to you, it's your fault.
: [she and Sean are coming ashore after flipping their kayak in the cold water
] This is great. Really great. Sean Barnes
: I'm gonna freeze to death. Jessie Barnes
: So whats the big deal? We'll make a fire. Sean Barnes
: Good. I hope you brought the matches. Jessie Barnes
: I can't believe you're dumb enough to forget the matches! Sean Barnes
: What do you wanna do, Pocahantas? Rub sticks together?