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: I didn't want him to make fun of you because you went to Wesleyan. Criss
: Wesleyan is the Harvard of central Connecticut. Liz Lemon
: No, Yale is the Harvard of central Connecticut.
: I tried to steal beer from a Duane Reade and some black guy cold cocked me. Criss
: Like a security guard? Dennis Duffy
: I don't know, pal. I don't see people that way.