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Criss (Character)
from "30 Rock" (2006)

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"30 Rock: Idiots Are People Three! (#6.3)" (2012)
Liz Lemon: I didn't want him to make fun of you because you went to Wesleyan.
Criss: Wesleyan is the Harvard of central Connecticut.
Liz Lemon: No, Yale is the Harvard of central Connecticut.


"30 Rock: St. Patrick's Day (#6.12)" (2012)
Dennis Duffy: I tried to steal beer from a Duane Reade and some black guy cold cocked me.
Criss: Like a security guard?
Dennis Duffy: I don't know, pal. I don't see people that way.