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: At least we have hair! Lord MacGuffin
: And all of our teeth! Young MacGuffin
: If he was a wee bit closer, I could lob a caber at him, ye ken. Lord Macintosh
: And we don't hide under bridges, you grumpy old troll! Lord Dingwall
: You want a laugh, eh? Lord Dingwall
: [turns to son
] Lord Dingwall
: Wee Dingwall! Young Dingwall
: [Attacks Lord Macintosh
: Feast your eyes!
[Dingwall lifts the back of his kilt to Lord Macintosh
] Lord Macintosh
: [Macintosh begins to gag