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: No Dede, don't. Where are you? Dede
: Outside his place. Neil
: What? No! Dede
: I can't help it. Neil
: Alright. Listen to me, okay? I want you to turn around and go someplace safe. What's near you?
[Dede pauses to think
] Think! Dede
: Okay, f**k! The salon where I work is pretty close. Neil
: Where is it? TELL ME! Dede
: Damn, dude. You just got all Jack Bauer on me.
: Wow! You, like, literally transplanted a baby's butt on my face.
: Hi mom, I'm a little busy right now. Roberta
: That's funny, because I wasn't too busy to give birth to you 28 years ago.
: I got fired yesterday for filming up my boss's skirt.
: I told her it was for a documentary called what the ground sees.
: Oddly enough, she didn't buy it.
: Hey, move your shit fat girl. Neil
: I'm a guy, asshole.
[Pounds on the cab
: a fat guy.
: Dude, you really are Anthony Edwards. Neil
: Fuck that. I'm George Clooney.