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: I'm never drinking again. Joey Evans
: First hangover? Linda English
: Why does it feel so bad? Joey Evans
: It only feels so bad in the morning cause it feels so good the night before.
: My mother always says a lady's a lady wherever she goes Joey Evans
: And a bum's a bum wherever he goes.
: Who's she? Joey Evans
: She's just a mouse.
: Good Morning! Linda English
: What's good about it? Joey Evans
: First hangover? Well, there's a first time for everything. Linda English
: Why do people drink when you feel so awful the morning after? Joey Evans
: Maybe because it feels so good the night before.
: What did I do last night? Joey Evans
: You kissed me. Linda English
: I wasn't myself. Joey Evans
: Whoever you were, you were great!
: The only thing I'm superstitious about is 13 in a bed.
: After all, two years is a long time between... drinks.
: I got it figured out. You treat a dame like a lady, and you treat a lady like a dame.