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[Ted enters the New York Comic-Con and bumps into Guy, who is dressed as The Tick
: Hey, Ted! Ted
: Guy? Guy
: I thought that was you. What's happening, man? Hey Rick! It is Ted.
[Rick appears, dressed as Lt. Worf
: Hey, how are you doin'? Ted
: Hey, what's going on? Guy
: What are you doing here? Ted
] You know, I just feel at home among the outcasts. What are you guys doing here? Guy
: Well, you know, uh, Rick and I, we just come here as a gag. Rick
: Yeah. Dress up like we're into this shit and fuck with the nerds.
[Guy stops a guest passing by
: Hey, spaz. Uh, why don't you go get me some Big League Chew. How about that, huh?
[Guy gives the guest a wedgie. He and Rick laugh as the guest runs away
: Ha-ha. All right, well, good luck with your dick, there.
[noticing the bulge on Guy's costume before walking away
: Right on. You too, man.
[Guy looks at his hands
: Goddammit, that underwear had shit on it!
[Donny and Jessup leave the Hasbro panel with an unconscious Ted
: Come on, there's an empty supply room downstairs. Tom Jessup
: Is that him? Donny
: Uh, yeah, there was an issue, so he's unconscious now. This is him. Tom Jessup
: Jesus! Why did you bring him here? Donny
: Well, I've been following him around since yesterday. This was the only chance I could get him alone. I had to move fast.
[Guy and Rick appear behind them
: Hey, Ted!
[Donny and Jessup turn around
: Is that you? Donny
: Uh, yeah, he had a little too much to drink. He puked a pile of cotton all over this little girl in a, in a stroller, so we're gonna take him back and sober him up. Guy
: [pointing at them
] Ah, rock on, Ted. Donny
: [pointing back
] Eff yeah.
[Donny and Jessup proceed down the hallway
: Hey guys, be careful out there. Some nerd spilled his lunch.
[Guy trips a Starfleet Redshirt cosplayer
: Hey, watch that floor. Comes up fast, man.
[Guy throws his soda at a black guest wearing glasses
: Thirsty, Urkel?
[looks at Rick
: I fuckin' love this place.
: Hey, check it out. Nerd fight.
: He's been going out for four years. My longest relationship was, like, six months, and then she farted in her sleep. I'm like: I'm out of here, man, and I was gone before she woke up.
: No, see trust me I can do this. Guy #1
: Shut up. Guy #2
: Let him try it, man. Guy #1
: All right. Okay.
[Puts his hand on the table with fingers spread out. Ted picks up a knife and starts stabbing the table between Guy #1's fingers as the crowd cheers. Ted stabs faster until he accidentally stabs Guy #1's hand. Crowd gasps as Guy #1 grabs his hand and crashes into the TV stand
: What? Guy #1
: [Holding his hand where blood is oozing out of the wound
] Son of a bitch! Ted
: Well you never should have trusted me. I'm on drugs.