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: [about Sam
] Why doesn't she like me? Do you think she knows we're sleeping together? Charlie Goodson
: Nobody knows. Maybe she's just intimidated by you. Kate Wales
: That's cool.
: I'm not a professional, but it seems to me that unstable people need as much sleep as possible. Charlie Goodson
: Right. Get some rest.
: [Monica is dressed in her costume of Gina X
] What would Gina X do? Monica
: She would exhaust him sexually and then bury him alive.
: [Charlie discussing his break up with Monica
] I didn't control my anger and I lost something very dear to me. Patrick
: I thought you weren't that into her. Charlie Goodson
: No, no, but we had a lot of fun together. Nolan
: You said she was too geeky for you. Charlie Goodson
: Well, a little, but she was very attractive. Lacey
: So you're saying you got mad and lost a piece of ass? Charlie Goodson
: [to Kate
] Look, if you're just gonna stand there drinking beer and criticizing me, could you at least take off your top?
: This woman has had a fantasy relationship with you for the past 16 years. Now she's tracked you down, exposed you in front of your patients. And you're so busy trying to be a better guy, that you are cooking dinner for a stalker. Charlie Goodson
: She's not a stalker. She's just a woman with pathologically low self-esteem, obsessive fixations, and a tendency toward grandiose delusions.
Dr. Jordan Denby
: [Jordan angry at Charlie for having sex with the reporter
] Is there anybody you don't have sex with? Charlie Goodson
: Yes! There is a whole gender I don't have sex with.
: Falling in love with me without even knowing me is completely normal. Sometimes it is even easier.
: I almost lost it yesterday. Cleo
: Oh, honey, I remember when I lost it. It was a world of pain. Charlie Goodson
: Okay, I'm pretty sure we're talking about two different things. What I mean is, I almost gave into a black rage. Cleo
: No, we're talking about the same thing.
: [after Charlie admits to Kate that he slept with Sam's teacher
] It's not my fault. She promised she'd have sex with me and then leave the country. I've been looking for that deal my entire life.