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Calhoun (Character)
from Wreck-It Ralph (2012)

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Wreck-It Ralph (2012)
[from trailer]
Sergeant Calhoun: It's "make your mommas proud" time!
Wreck-It Ralph: I love my mamma!

[from trailer]
Sergeant Calhoun: "Fear" is a four-letter word, ladies! You wanna go peepee in your big-boy slacks, keep it to yourself!

[from trailer]
Sergeant Calhoun: Who in the holy hot cakes are YOU?

Sergeant Calhoun: Doomsday and Armageddon just had a baby and it... is... ugly!

Sergeant Calhoun: This is it, ladies! The kitten whispers and tickle fights end now!

Sergeant Calhoun: Do you know what the first rule of Hero's Duty is, soldier?
Wreck-It Ralph: No cuts, no butts, no coconuts?

Fix-It Felix: You are one dynamite gal.
Sergeant Calhoun: [stops her ship] Get out!
Fix-It Felix: All I said was you're a dynamite gal...
Sergeant Calhoun: I said GET OUT!

Sergeant Calhoun: Your face is still red, you might want to hit it with your hammer again.
Fix-It Felix: Oh, that ain't blunt force trauma, ma'am. It's just the honeyglow in my cheeks. You know, you are one dynamite gal.
Calhoun's Fiancee: [At the artillery range] You know, you are one dynamite gal.
[On a date]
Calhoun's Fiancee: You are one dynamite gal.
[At a park]
Calhoun's Fiancee: Dynamite gal.
Calhoun's Fiancee: Dynamite gal.
[At the wedding]
Calhoun's Fiancee: Dynamite gal.
[the cy-bug bursts in and kills him]
Sergeant Calhoun: NOOOOO!
[stops the ship]
Sergeant Calhoun: Get out!
Fix-It Felix: But... all I said is that you're a dynamite gal.
Sergeant Calhoun: I said get out!
[Felix disembarks and Calhoun flies off alone]

Sergeant Calhoun: Flattery don't charge these batteries, civilian.

Sergeant Calhoun: The selfish man is like a mangy dog chasing a cautionary tail.

Sour Bill: Now I remember.
[walking up to Vanellope]
Sour Bill: All hail the rightful ruler of Sugar Rush, Princess Vanellope.
Taffyta Muttonfudge: I remember, she's our princess!
Candlehead: Oh, that's right!
Taffyta Muttonfudge: We are *so* sorry about the way we treated you!
Rancis Fluggerbutter: Yeah, those were... jokes!
Candlehead: [whining] I was just doing what Taffyta told me to do!
Vanellope von Schweetz: Tut, tut. As your merciful princess, I hereby decree that everyone who was ever mean to me shall be... executed.
Sugar Rush Racers: *What?* No, no, no, please...
Fix-It Felix: Oh, my land!
Sergeant Calhoun: Oh! This place just got interesting.
Taffyta Muttonfudge: [crying] I don't want to die!