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: Just you? I thought the whole family was swinging by. Jay Pritchett
: Who knows what they're doin'. Right now they are all sniping at each other. Maxine
: Ah, who needs them? Jay Pritchett
: Right. As long as I have you, Maxine... Maxine
: I'm off in five.
: Hey, Luke! What's with all the hardware? Claire Dunphy
: Well, he set fire to a school and lied about it. Jay Pritchett
: You know, they give medals for anything these days.