Boris The Animal
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Boris The Animal (Character)
from Men in Black 3 (2012)

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Men in Black 3 (2012)
Coney Island Flower Child: Hey, make love, not war.
Boris The Animal: I prefer to do both.

[Lily holds on to Boris so as not to get sucked into space]
Boris The Animal: Sorry, darling. We did love the cake.
[lets go of Lily]

[arriving in 1969]
Boris The Animal: I feel younger already.

Agent J: You're gonna lose!
Boris The Animal: Let's agree to disagree!

[J is able to rewind time and evade Boris's attack]
Boris The Animal: It's not possible...
Agent J: Let's agree to disagree!
[knocks Boris into a jet blast]
Boris The Animal: [falling] IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!

Boris The Animal: I win! I'm better than me.
Young Agent K: [Blows off Boris's arm]

Boris The Animal: Go ahead, arrest me!
Young Agent K: Not this time.
[blasts Boris]

Boris The Animal: Let's rewrite history, shall we, K?

Boris The Animal: What's your plan?
Boris The Animal: Prevent the ArcNet from being deployed. Kill anyone who tries!
Boris The Animal: Good plan - didn't work. With my help we'll get the ArcNet, kill Agent K, the invasion will be successful and we will get to keep both of our...
[sees his younger version staring at his stump]
Boris The Animal: STOP STARING AT IT! Listen...

Agent J: Boris! Boris the Animal!
Boris The Animal: [lunges] IT'S JUST BORIS!

Obadiah Price: Boris! Boris the Animal! We had a deal, remember?
Boris The Animal: Obadiah Price... yes, I did make you a promise.

[facing a squad of prison guards]
Boris The Animal: It's cold in here. Mind if I open a window?
[blasts a hole in the prison wall, causing a vortex]

Boris The Animal: [to K] You don't know it, but you are already dead!

[Boris meets his younger self in 1969]
Boris The Animal: You pathetic waste of Boglodite flesh, I would kill you now if I didn't value my own life!
Boris The Animal: Who are you?
Boris The Animal: Look at you! Every mistake I ever made, just waiting to happen!
Boris The Animal: What happened to my arm?
Boris The Animal: You lose it, shot off by a human!
Boris The Animal: No human can defeat me!
Boris The Animal: You spend the next forty years in prison, chained up like an animal!
Boris The Animal: There is no prison that can hold me!
Boris The Animal: They built one specially for us, on the moon!
Boris The Animal: The humans haven't been to the moon, so they cannot have built it there already!
Boris The Animal: Stop arguing! You can avoid all of that, if you just listen to me!
Boris The Animal: YOU were defeated! YOU let it get shot off! That wasn't me, that was YOU!
[Both Borises roar at each other]

[repeated line]
Boris The Animal: [on being addressed as "Boris the Animal"] It's just Boris.

Boris The Animal: Hello, K.
Agent K: Boris the Animal.
Boris The Animal: [angrily] It's just Boris.
Agent K: You haven't changed very much. I see the arm I shot off is still shot off.
Boris The Animal: Yes, my arm. We've thought about that moment every day for the last 40 years.
Agent K: Well, that's just not living a full life.

Coney Island Flower Child: Far out!
[touches Boris' motorcycle]
Boris The Animal: If you want to keep that, I wouldn't.
Coney Island Flower Child: Make love, not war!
Boris The Animal: I prefer to do both.

Boris The Animal: [meeting his younger self] You pathetic waste of Boglodite flesh! I'd kill you right now if I didn't value my own life.
Boris The Animal: Who are YOU?
Boris The Animal: Look at you... Every mistake I've ever made, just waiting to happen.
Boris The Animal: What happened to my arm?
Boris The Animal: You lose it. Shot off by a human.
Boris The Animal: No human could defeat me!
Boris The Animal: You spend the next forty years in prison, chained up like an animal!
Boris The Animal: No prison can hold me!
Boris The Animal: They built one especially FOR us, on the moon.
Boris The Animal: [voice deepening] No human has been to the moon, so they cannot have built it there already.
Boris The Animal: [voice deepening] Stop arguing! You could avoid all of that if you'd just listen to me!
Boris The Animal: YOU were defeated! YOU let it get shot off! That wasn't me, that was YOU!
[they roar at each other]
Boris The Animal: [calming himself] What's your plan?
Boris The Animal: Prevent the Arc Net from being deployed, kill anyone who tries!
Boris The Animal: Good plan; didn't work. With my help, we'll get the Arc Net, kill Agent K; the invasion will be successful; and we'll get to keep both of our...
[notices his younger self staring at his stump]
Boris The Animal: [in deep raspy voice] ARGH! STOP STARING AT IT! Listen!