From
The Dictator (2012)
General Aladeen:
[
Aladeen and Nadal are taking a helicopter tour of NYC with two other passengers] I love USA! USA is number one! My father is USA, my grandfather is USA. My great great grandfather fought in the American civil jihad...
[
to Nadal in native language]
General Aladeen:
I fooled them. Job done.
Nadal:
[
in native language] So how are things back at the palace?
General Aladeen:
Fine, but guess who's living in my guest house?
Nadal:
Ooh bin Laden?
General Aladeen:
Yes, Osama. Bin Laden flooding the bathroom every time he showers. And how hard is it to put a bath mat down, Bin Laden? Hey do you remember my favorite sports car?
Nadal:
You mean your Porsche?
General Aladeen:
Yes the 911. So I was driving my 911 near the palace the other day... and I totally crashed it.
[
makes exploding sound]
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