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Tom (Character)
from Made of Honor (2008)

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Made of Honor (2008)
[discussing the Bridemaid's dresses]
Melissa: What's your dress size, Tom?
Tom: I don't know. What's your jock size, Melissa?

[last lines]
Tom: Oh, Monica...
Hannah: Oh, Bill...

Tom: Nobody in the world makes me laugh the way you do. You're my best friend. I just wanna be with you.

Christie - Wife #6: If you're a bad boy, I'm gonna spank you!
[she spanks Tom]
Tom: Ow! Ok, I've got something to say to you.
[Hannah kicks him]
Tom: Ow!
Christie - Wife #6: Tom, I just want you to know that if you need anything, money, advice, help with girl problems, you can always come to me. I'd like you to think of me as a real mother.
Tom: Alright, sure
[Tom's dad comes over]
Christie - Wife #6: Oh, here he is!
Thomas Bailey Sr.: She's just as drunk as the night we met.
[Tom starts to take a drink from his whiskey but Christie snatches it away and drinks it herself]
Tom: Oh got right on ahead.
Thomas Bailey Sr.: [Slaps Tom] You're a bad influence on her!
Tom: Wha-? Me?
[Thomas Sr. and Christie walk off]
Hannah: He knows that he can just date right?
Tom: No, I don't think so.
[They laugh]

Tom: I have a theory.
Hannah: Oh, Casanova has a theory.

Tom: I'm sorry I can't break that rule. I have a rule about that.

Hannah: You've slept with half my floor.
Tom: Well, half your floor was female.

Tom: Joan, good to see you, it's been too long. I think, uh, Easter, wasn't it?
Joan: Yes, you slept with our maid.
Tom: She told you. I didn't know she spoke English.