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[discussing the Bridemaid's dresses
: What's your dress size, Tom? Tom
: I don't know. What's your jock size, Melissa?
: Oh, Monica... Hannah
: Oh, Bill...
: Nobody in the world makes me laugh the way you do. You're my best friend. I just wanna be with you.
Christie - Wife #6
: If you're a bad boy, I'm gonna spank you!
[she spanks Tom
: Ow! Ok, I've got something to say to you.
[Hannah kicks him
: Ow! Christie - Wife #6
: Tom, I just want you to know that if you need anything, money, advice, help with girl problems, you can always come to me. I'd like you to think of me as a real mother. Tom
: Alright, sure
[Tom's dad comes over
] Christie - Wife #6
: Oh, here he is! Thomas Bailey Sr.
: She's just as drunk as the night we met.
[Tom starts to take a drink from his whiskey but Christie snatches it away and drinks it herself
: Oh got right on ahead. Thomas Bailey Sr.
: [Slaps Tom
] You're a bad influence on her! Tom
: Wha-? Me?
[Thomas Sr. and Christie walk off
: He knows that he can just date right? Tom
: No, I don't think so.
: I have a theory. Hannah
: Oh, Casanova has a theory.
: I'm sorry I can't break that rule. I have a rule about that.
: You've slept with half my floor. Tom
: Well, half your floor was female.
: Joan, good to see you, it's been too long. I think, uh, Easter, wasn't it? Joan
: Yes, you slept with our maid. Tom
: She told you. I didn't know she spoke English.